Gender X HIP TO BE SQUARE -

If your toy collection could use something a little unexpected — a little edgy, a little shapely, a little delightfully square — then the Gender X HIP TO BE SQUARE - is ready to take the spotlight. With its bold base and smooth, tapered shaft, this creamy silicone plug offers a playful balance of power, shape and grip that hits all the right notes without ever taking itself too seriously.

The magic begins with the motor. Built directly into the bulbous shaft, it delivers 10 thrilling speeds and patterns that range from gentle pulses to deep, rumbling vibrations. Whether you’re in the mood for a slow warm-up or a full-on rhythmic ride, the motor responds with precision, giving you a satisfying range of sensations to explore at your own pace.

The shaft itself is thoughtfully sculpted for pleasure and comfort. Starting with a rounded tip, it tapers gently to ease you in, then swells gradually for a fuller, more indulgent feel. Just as things intensify, the shape cinches neatly into a thick stem — designed to sit comfortably once in place. The textured surface adds subtle extra stimulation as you move, while the creamy smooth silicone ensures glide remains silky with just a touch of water-based lubricant.

But the real star of the show is the square base. Ergonomic, sturdy and unexpectedly stylish, it fits beautifully into the hand, giving you total control without strain or awkward wrist angles. Its flat edges also add stability whether you’re playing solo or inviting a partner to join you. The one-button control sits within easy reach, illuminated by a soft LED glow that makes changing settings wonderfully straightforward — even when the lights are low.

Waterproof and fully submersible, HIP TO BE SQUARE invites you to take your pleasure into the bath or shower for warm, steamy sessions that feel just as luxurious as they do playful. Afterward, cleaning is simple: a gentle wash, a rinse and you’re ready for next time. With its USB-rechargeable design, your toy charges quickly and cleanly — no batteries, no fuss.

This blend of smooth silicone, a powerful motor, and an unconventional yet practical base makes HIP TO BE SQUARE ideal for curious beginners as well as seasoned explorers. It’s versatile enough for everyday pleasure, special occasions or those spontaneous moments when inspiration hits.

For best results, pair with a quality water-based lubricant, start on lower settings to warm up, and clean thoroughly before storing in a cool, dry space.

So… ready to get a little square tonight? 😉